The Ladder...

My brainwave (with helpful discussions from other users, particularly James Aspey in GW4 if I remember correctly) finally got going last night...

I'd had an idea that there is a gap in FML for fast-paced, mobile gameplay. The FA seasons are lovely, and kind of model real-life, but I wondered about something at the opposite end of the scale - and came up with the ladder.

Basically, this is a series of 6 team divisions, where teams play each other home and away, with all 10 games done in a week. From the six, two get promoted and two get relegated - so the next week, you're playing four completely different teams, and we go on again.

At the end of the week I declare two champions:

• The Ladder Champion - whoever wins the top rung of the ladder, and
• The Ladder 'It' - this is a much more mobile title, and is won by whoever wins the very first ladder match, at any level. This title then transfers to the next team to beat them, and so on - FML kiss-chase, as Phil Sinkins dubbed it. It's a title that anyone can win at some stage!

With matches getting under way last night, the first 'It' is Leon Creighton's Certa United, of Ladder Level 6. The pressure is on Leon now to retain the title...

3-6-1 and apologies

The 3-6-1 tactics is working pretty well - with new signing Jack Rodwell shoring up the defence pretty well, it's proving hard for teams to break down, while still allowing me to get enough bodies forward to join in in attack. I still need more tweaks, and I'm undecided as to whether I should play Bigalke or Hofs in right central midfield, but I'm now unbeaten in 11 days.

Unfortunately, I've only played 13 games in that time - with so many guys inviting friends/family/themselves into the beta, there's been a lot of moderating to do.

It's been nice to see all the new guys and get to know them - some are doing very well indeed. One guy managed to get to 44th in the rankings in two days - I managed to squeak a 2-1 win over him, but it wasn't easy by any means.

It's been nice getting the helpful mod shoes back on as well, doing what the job is all about. Unfortunately, a lot of new guys haven't read the rules, and have been a wee bit naughty in the transfer market. Some of these I'm sure are multiple accounts held by the same person, but the majority are just people who want to help out their friend/brother/housemate/dad/cat by selling them a spare player on the cheap.

Part of me thinks that isn't so bad, but again - it's against the rules, as it undermines the transfer market. And where do we draw the line? It's a toughie, but in the end we have to clamp down. It proves that the new transfer system Ov has been discussing on the beta forum can't come soon enough. If we put an end to sub-acquisition fee private transfers at code level, I wouldn't have to have spent all of the past two days online chasing these deals. And that's why we've not had more blog updates ;)

New Theme Team!

Well, having achieved my goal of fielding a side consisting only of Blades, past and present, I had to move on to a new challenge for the new season.

My Blades side have made a couple of big signings in the pre-season, Mauro Zarate for one, and are trialling a new tactic that should prove defensively solid. I'm unbeaten in 12, and have won 7 of those...

Anyway, this season's theme team can now be revealed...



Yes - fear the Blades Reserves, also known as "I'm Ronaldo!". A team full of players called Ronaldo. Unfortunately some of them have it as their first name, which ruins the aesthetic a little, but I can work on that!

I don't have any more places

A lot of you are still asking for places - save your breath, my places have already been won and I have no more to give out!

I repeat, I had 5 places to give, now I have none left. ;)

David Hamill's DFA Review!

Season 5 in the DFA has came to a close. The winners are shining their new trophies whilst the runners up wonder what could have been. Those relegated sides are still hurting whilst those clinching the UFFA spots are still celebrating. A very exciting season it must be said, from the worlds number one league.

Here is the round up of the memorable season in the DFA Premiership -

1st Place - Ash Wonderers FC managed by Steve Williams

2nd Place - Hotspur Football Club managed by Stuart Woods

3rd Place - Liverpool managed by Mark Percox's AI

Ash Wonderers have managed to achieve their pre season goal of being the first side to lift the DFA Premiership trophy twice since its creation. Despite a woeful start to the season losing their first 3 games, Steve Williams managed to bring things together and go on an amazing run culminating in only 2 other defeats in their next 39 games in what can be described as the world's greatest league.

Samuel Eto'o led the way for Steve’s side by banging in 35 goals in his 40 appearances finishing top of the goalscoring charts and amazingly the only Ash Wonderers player in the top 32 goalscorers.

This may not have been achieved however without the excellent supply from Sergio Mota who laid on 16 goals for his team mates finishing 3rd in the Assist Rankings.

Special mention also goes to Juan Ojeda - Steve’s number one GK who managed to secure 14 clean sheets and concede a mere 40 goals - the second best in the division.

Two of Steve’s players have also made it into the DFA Team of the Year (up tomorrow!).

Manager Steve Williams was delighted with his sides achievements stating "After the poor start I had to change things. I’m delighted that things have worked out and I am very proud of the effort and style which my team have produced to allow us to secure the title. Our plan is to continue this progress and retain our title next season"

Several sides have secured spots in next seasons UFFA competitions.

Stuart Woods' Hotspur Football Club following their second place achievement will be one of these clubs. Hotspur finished eight points behind winners Ash Wonderers however were the team to concede the least goals in the Premiership - secured by their excellent defence all of whom are under 23 years old. A solid foundation for Stuart to build upon into next season.

Koh Chi Wah's Kampung will be joining him after they finished 5th in the league - taking the vacant spots left by Liverpool and Kaswell due to their AI %'s. Koh's side won 20, drew 11 and lost 11 of their games, with Ranford Osei leading the way in the clubs scoring charts with 15 goals, and Toni Kroos supplying and scoring 12 goals.

FC Bemar and their manager Melih Kahramanher had an outstanding season securing the DFA Trophy, DFA League Cup and DFA Youth Cup accompanied by a 6th place finish in the league following their promotion from the DFA Championship. This success is simply outstanding which is why Melih has also been given the MANAGER OF THE YEAR award for the DFA.

UFFA Cup spots have went to Brian Reynolds' Leeds Utd, Luca Fusco's Mr Corleone, Steve Smith's West End FC and David Hamill's Athletico Pathetico (also cup runners up), the latter two of whom were taking part in their first season in the DFA Premiership. Good achievement lads.

GOALSCORER CHART

1st place - Samuel Eto'o - Ash Wonderers - 35 goals/40 apps

2nd place - Asamoah Gyan - Kaswell - 34 goals/42apps

3rd place - Nicolaj Agger- Beitar Katamonim - 22 goals/39 apps

ASSIST CHART

1st place - Silva- Kaswell - 30 assists/40 apps

2nd place - Yoon Bit Garam - AFC Stella Artois - 19 assists/42 apps

3rd place - Sergio Mota - Ash Wonderers-16 assists/40 apps

CLEAN SHEET CHART

1st place - Wilson - Hotspur Football Club - 17 clean/42 apps

2nd place - Dwayne Miller - Athletico Pathetico - 16 clean/42 apps

3rd place - Johan van Beek - Leeds Utd - 15 clean/42 apps

And the winners are...

Well, I had a lot of interest in the 5 beta places, no surprises there and after very carefully copying down all the names and email addresses, each entrant was assigned a number - 1 for the first person to enter, 2 for the second and so on. I then headed over to http://www.random.org/integers/ and got it to draw out 5 random numbers - these were 1, 3, 6, 14 and 20...

Which doesn't help you lot I guess. So without further ado, the winners are:

Zarko Joveljic
Jonathan Daws
Markku Piitulainen
Chris Jones, and
Emma Burken

Well done to you five, I will see you in the game. For the rest, my commiserations. I will see if I'm allowed to pass the names of all the entrants in the FML Moderators Forum, and then any mods with spare places can offer them to the losers here. Not that I'm calling you losers, of course, well - not until you've felt the wrath of my Blades one day on the field of battle. Oh yes, FML is coming to all soon enough.

To the five winners, I am about to confirm to you by email now - if you haven't heard from me soon then get in touch...

5 Beta Places in GW4 up for grabs! - ALL GONE, SORRY!

DUE TO DEMAND AND ME BEING BUSY LATER, I'VE CLOSED THIS COMPETITION SLIGHTLY AHEAD OF SCHEDULE - PLEASE DON'T ENTER, AS I HAVE NO MORE SPACES...

Hi all,

Well - good news today. SI are likely to be topping up the FML gameworlds soon through a refer-a-friend scheme, and as all my off-line friends have wives who would kill me if I got their husbands addicted to FML, I've asked for and been given permission to make my 5 places available here, on this very blog.

Be aware that if for any reason SI decide not to go ahead with the scheme, or that they don't want me doing this, then I won't have any places to give away after all. Also, you can only have 1 beta place, so if you already have a place, then please don't be applying for one. I will vet all the winning entries, and verify them with SI...